There was a hobbit, who didn't even know how to return home. He lived in a hole in the ground, and didn't know where he came from or where he was going to. He even didn't know why he had become a hobbit. This was Hogwartz School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 5th year apprentice Harry Potter.I wish, instead of copying "The Hobbit", the author had done a crossover between Harry Potter and the Tolkien characters. It would've been way better than when the Flintstones met the Jetsons or when Homer made a cameo in "The Love-Matic Grandpa".
After Gandolf left, the five of them rode their brooms, travelling with the wind. Trees and cars along the roads below receded. Only when they encountered the occasional passenger jet, the pilot and passengers would cry out, "Hey! Flying people!", or "Hey! Aliens!"
This was a secret I had cherished in my heart for seven days. It scratched my heart and made it itch, and I decided not to tell anyone of it. But when I saw Hedwig, my owl, jumping outside my window, I knew it was the call from Hogwarts for me.A "manteau" is defined as a "loose cloak." I just learned an English vocabulary word from a Chinese "Harry Potter" bootleg. I just failed one of the O.W.L.s of life.
I would ride on my favorite flying broom, together with Hedwig and my magic wand, go-go-go, night clouds in the urban sky would cover my trails, and the meteor you saw in the sky was my traipsing manteau.
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