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11 Shades of Grey
written by Sam Greenspan

Aww yeah! Turn down those lights!

It's not hexadecimal, it's sexadecimal.

It's not Pantone, it's Panbone.

It's not hue-saturation-luminance, it's huge infatuation looming in your pants.

It's not the spectrum, it's your rectum.

THIS... is 11 Shades of Grey.
  1. "Intercourse Betwixt the Fog"



  2. "Sandy Regrets"



  3. "Aged Pubis"



  4. "Unwashed Bodice"



  5. "Quivering Haze"



  6. "Trojan Ultra Thin Wrapper"



  7. "Discharged Regrets"



  8. "Rhapsody of the Tip"



  9. "Stained Black Duvet"



  10. "Taint Misbehavin'"



  11. "Sex is the/at the Hot Topic"




This post was originally published on Wednesday, May 23, 2012 at 11:00:00 AM under the category Books.

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