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11 Eye-Opening Statistics About Strippers
written by Sam Greenspan

As I was researching this list, I Googled "stripper statistics," figuring it would lead me to some decent academic studies on the industry.

I clicked on a message board link where someone had asked about stripping stats, assuming there would be responses with links. Turned out, though, it was a strippers' community and their responses could be summarized as annoyed-and-turning-hostile. And I paraphrase...

"It seems like every week someone comes here asking that, like we're so mysterious and fascinating." "Write your paper on something else." "One day I'm going to flip it and write a paper on how much dishwashers and secretaries make."

Well, with apologies to all of the strippers out there... I went ahead and kept researching. I found four studies that didn't use a laughably small sample size and weren't conducted solely to bash stripping and loathsomely ride the moral high ground.

I extracted these 11 stats (the ones I found most interesting) from those four studies. So here are the 11 eye-opening statistics about strippers. And for everyone who's here on a mission for a research paper, I've linked my sources. Leave the strippers to strip and let the nerds guide you to the numbers. There's no binomial distribution in the champagne room.

  1. College age?
    One-in-three strippers really *are* putting themselves through college. It's an old joke that every stripper says she's just doing it to put herself through school. Even the really old one who'd even Gabrielle Carteris would look at and say, "Yeah, no way she's college age."

    A study found that 33 percent are, in fact, telling you the truth: It's college by day, stripping by night. (With no time left over to fight crime. 0 percent are confirmed superheroes.)

  2. The most common reason for getting into stripping is... wanting to dance? At least that's what they say. "I just wanted to dance" beat out "I wanted to make more money" or "My job sucked or, uh, didn't exist." I guess there aren't that many jobs for the dance majors of America, but exotic dancing seems like a liiitle bit of a stretch. A dance major getting a job in their field by becoming a stripper is kinda like an Italian major getting a job in their field by working at Olive Garden.

  3. About one out of 10 strippers is married. And only 13.5 percent have kids. And yet... somehow the one you get a lap dance from always falls within percentage, and always wants to tell you about 'em.


  4. In context, I've now made it seem like this is a stripper. Really it's just a regular lady wearing glasses. But perception is everything.
    About one in eight get health benefits. And somehow, four percent get vision coverage too. (Although based on the binomial distribution of handsome strip club clientele, being able to see clearly isn't always a good thing.)

  5. There are wild swings in earning potential. The pay at the end of a night is extremely variable -- it depends on the city, the club, the cut the club takes, the prices, the customer turnout, and how many people are really just there for the $11.99 buffet. The website Payscale had strippers taking in anywhere from $20,000-a-year to $122,000-a-year.

  6. Some strippers have been in it for decades. The median age is between 23 and 24... but some strippers slug it out WAY longer than that. The five-year mark is usually the point-of-no-return of stripping... get out then, or buy stock in a company that manufactures nine-inch heels.

    The breakdown at any given moment in time is about 12 percent of strippers are rookies in their first year... 55 percent have been there one to five years... 19 percent have been there five to nine years... six percent have been there 10 to 20 years... and eight percent of grizzled old veterans have been there more than 20 years. Twenty years! By that point you've probably inhaled a bushel's worth of glitter AND could identify "Cherry Pie" on "Name That Tune" in two notes.


  7. Always looking for an excuse to run this screen grab.
    One-in-five female strippers has dated a customer; as have three-in-four male strippers. The most surprising part of that? Three-fourths of male strippers have found a woman willing to date them after seeing them hairlessly dance around in a shimmering gold banana thong-ammock.

  8. There are more than nine female strippers for every one male stripper. The industry checks in around 92 percent female, eight percent male. Essentially the opposite ratio of Google+.

  9. 86.3 percent think stripping is a legitimate line of work... eight percent think it's prostitution. But that's not to say it's a different eight percent. It's not out of bounds to think prostitution is a legitimate line of work. It's at least as legitimate as being a life coach or personal shopper or storage unit flipper.

  10. Eight out of nine strippers would recommend stripping to a friend. For all the hype about how horrible stripping is, the dominant majority really seem to like it. Unless this is one of those "I'm miserable, come be miserable with me" recommendations. Like being a tour guide at the University of Iowa.

  11. 89 percent were raised in a religious home and 91 percent are still close with their parents. So religion isn't a magical anti-stripping elixir. If you really want to keep your kid from becoming a stripper, the only guaranteed solution I can think of is to follow the Mr. Belding Buddy Bands axiom and make it uncool... by becoming a stripper yourself. So get on out there and dance.

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4


This post was originally published on Tuesday, August 23, 2011 at 11:00:00 AM under the category Dating & Sex.

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