A man exits his mud hut holding a fax.And... scene.
Man: Hey, I just got word that a photographer from "National Geographic" is coming tomorrow.
Chief elder: OK ladies, you know what that means, no tops tomorrow.
[Ladies all groan]
Chief elder: I know, I know, it's a pain. But we've got to give the people what they want. Before there was an Internet, we were literally the only source for elementary school boys to see breasts. Your breasts guided an entire generation into manhood.
Woman: You're right. Tops off, ladies.
Man: Whoa, not you, Kumai. Your breasts are way too firm and shapely. You go hide. The rest of you, tops off only if your areola has a diameter of at least four inches.
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