11 Foods That Feature Cartoon Animals Killing Themselves
Published Thursday, June 24, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM
Well this is a weird one.
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Published Thursday, June 24, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM
Well this is a weird one.
- The chopping chicken.
Not only is it extraordinarily disturbing to see a rooster chopping the head off a chicken (sending the bloody head flying in the process)... the striking resemblance to Foghorn Leghorn also maintains the proud Mexican tradition of borderline copy infringement. - Deep-fried calamari.
My favorite part of this is the uneasy look on the squid's face. Like he's conflicted about serving you his deep-fried children because he realizes that if you like it, he's next. But at the same time, he prides himself on being a good host. - The pig and the fish.
I'm thinking this is some kind of murder-suicide pact. I think the pig takes out the catfish then burns himself, but that's really baseless speculation. - Jack the Ribber.
I'm not sure what message this guy's face is sending. Is he so in love with his flavor that he can't stop licking himself (which is, I guess, how animated ribs masturbate)? Is it because he's a slab of ribs named after a serial killer and probably scares little children? Or is he taunting me because he's got the barbecue sauce paintbrush and I'm sitting over here trying to apply barbecue sauce with a knife, like a caveman? Whatever it is, I don't know if I'd eat there. - Hot dog suicide.
I love ketchup as much as -- or, quite frankly, more than -- anyone out there, but I don't really want to see my hot dog applying it to himself. Hot dog meat is already questionable enough without knowing it's suicidal. - Harry Plopper?
This really looks like Spider Pig once he transitions to Harry Plopper. You know, except that Spider Pig doesn't do the die-in-a-fire thing. - Shaved ice.
I've got to give a lot of credit to the artist for going with a traditional men's razor here. It's a good touch. If only he'd use whipped cream as shaving cream. I'm also glad that I never found a gyro place that showed a dripping, greasy spit of lamb meat using Bic on itself... that just doesn't seem as cute. - The fire, it burns.
As I was researching this list, I found dozens and dozens of animal mascots killing themselves, and in almost every case, they do it with a smile. Not this chicken. He's burning himself alive and he is HATING it. I have no idea how this is supposed to make me hungry for chicken -- it'd kind of be like eating lamb chops at a petting zoo -- but it's probably more accurate. - The pig slicing himself.
I can't tell what's going on with his face. Do you believe his smile that he's happy? Is that long black line on his face supposed a tear from the pain? Or is it a teardrop tattoo from all of his homeys that he's sliced up first? These are the questions the French are too afraid to answer. - Are cheese and "Cheez" really the same thing?
This guy is exceptionally happy to be bathing in a tub of yellow that may have traces of real Kraft somewhere inside but has since been transformed into a sea of artificially-colored chemical paste. (The amount of real cheese in there is kind of like the amount of Screech's school song that made it into the version that everyone else rewrote.) - Duck respect duck.
Now THAT'S some duck a la wrong. (HI-YO!)
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