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11 Ridiculous Fast Food Chain Ripoffs In China
written by Sam Greenspan

Ever since I did my list of 11 Amazing Fake Harry Potter Books Written In China I've wanted to do another list on China's knockoff industry. This week, I finally found enough good fake fast food restaurants to make this list. It's just coincidence that I'm posting it during Chinese New Year.

Here are 11 great fast food impostors in China. (Not to be confused with Panda Express, which impersonates Chinese food.)
  1. Double Double? Animal Style fries? Protein Style? I know those menu items.

    It's actually a really good thing this is a fake. How pissed would every American east of Arizona be if China got an In-n-Out before they did?

  2. A Burger King ripoff meets a John Belushi sketch.

    It's the Burger King logo, but can you really reduce that restaurant to just cheeseburgers? They put cheese on a hell of a lot more things than just burgers, my Chinese friends.

  3. Well this is just offensive!

    I can't believe they had the audacity to spell "coffee" wrong.

  4. You may call this a McDonald's impostor...

    ... I call it a tribute to Scrooge McDuck. I wonder if there's a giant pile of gold coins inside. (Perhaps replacing the traditional McDonald's playground ball pit? Work with me here, Mak Duk. Work with me.)

  5. Apparently they serve the "Ice Storm" instead of the Blizzard.

    Based on the looks of that menu, I like how the fake Dairy Queen is also accompained by a fake Orange Julius. I guess they couldn't put it on the marquee because under their "Dairy Fairy" naming conventions they'd need a rhyme with "Orange." And as everyone who's ever read a trivia fact off a popsicle stick knows, there's no word in the English language that rhymes with orange.

    (Which is why, one day, I will push to name my first child Norange or Lorange Greenspan. If they're twins, I can use both.)

  6. It's a ripoff mashup!

    This is one of those classic Chinese knockoffs that just jams together two popular logos to see what comes out -- like a picture of Mickey Mouse on a shirt with the word "Reebok" under it or something. Here we've got the Apple logo stuck in between the 7-Eleven stripes. With all the reports of fake Apple Stores in China, maybe they were trying to rip off those ripoffs?

    (Also, I stand by including 7-Eleven as a fast food restaurant. If you'd see the way my friend Nathan has eaten their grab-and-go tacquitos for the past 13 years, you'd consider 7-Eleven a fast food restaurant too.)

  7. Taco Bell Grande

    I got conflicting reports, but this one might actually be sanctioned by Taco Bell. I'm skeptical, though, because it's called "Taco Bell Grande," the bell logo looks nothing like the real logo, and the menu consists of items like ox tail soup. Most damning of all? This place looks far too upscale to be an actual Taco Bell.

  8. Pizza Huh?

    This fake Pizza Huh exists in a country where people have come up with a way to build a special, three-foot food tower out of cucumbers and carrots so they can maximize the one-trip-only rules at actual Pizza Hut buffets. Perhaps now the Pizza Huh business is actually more profitable.

  9. McDonald's becomes Michael Alone

    The upside-down McDonald's "M" makes me think there's only one man who could've pulled off this dastardly ripoff -- Wario. (Or maybe Waluigi. Or maybe Ronald WcDonald.)

  10. I mean... this has to be considered racist, right?

    Back in October, this KFC ripoff in Beijing made itself an "OFC," for "Obama Fried Chicken." Probably not the best move when you're infringing on major international copyrights. This drew enough attention that they ended up changing their name to "UFO." Still using KFC colors, fonts and styles, still ripping off their menu -- but now they're taunting aliens instead of the U.S. The Vegas line would be *tight* on which one of those will attack China first.

  11. But that's not the only fake KFC in China...

    Here are four of the many others -- FBC, KFG, KLG and MFC. Basically, they just threw any combo of three English letters at the wall and chose what stuck. It's like when American teenagers get random Chinese character tattoos.

This list was originally published on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 11:00:00 AM under the category Food & Drink.
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