11 Things You Can Do To A Passed-Out Friend, In Order of Cruelty
Published Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 12:00:00 PM
Last Thursday's "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", with its discussion of teabagging, got me thinking about the things people do to other people while they're passed out.
Here's a list of the things people commonly do when a friend passes out in a common area (with shoes ON of course... if they take their shoes off, the Geneva Convention states you can't mess with them).
And I put them in order, from least cruel to most cruel.
This list was published on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 12:00:00 PM under the category Food & Drink.
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Published Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 12:00:00 PM
Last Thursday's "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", with its discussion of teabagging, got me thinking about the things people do to other people while they're passed out.
Here's a list of the things people commonly do when a friend passes out in a common area (with shoes ON of course... if they take their shoes off, the Geneva Convention states you can't mess with them).
And I put them in order, from least cruel to most cruel.
- Turn them over to make sure the don't choke on their potential vomit.

- Cover them with a blanket.

- Take a photo, to give them a frame of reference when you're all talking about the pass out tomorrow.

- Take photos of people laughing and pointing at them.

- Take photos of people laughing and pointing at their genitals. Or any photo of their genitals in general.

- Build a structure on top of them.

- Draw on their face in permanent marker. Generally incorporating Sharpee penises near the mouth.

- Dip their hand in hot water. Just because you started doing that to people at 5th grade sleepovers doesn't mean it's off limits today.

- LDOF. Look it up to find out what it means.

- Teabag them.

- Murder them.

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