From Great Tiger:There were plenty more (and several n-bombs)... all that got dropped to make this thing more mainstream.
I'll punch you so hard, you'll say it's not fair,
I'll blind you like the singing kid in Slumdog Millionaire.
From Mr. Sandman:
I know you're scared of me, I see it when your knees shake,
My fists spray like Cheez Wiz on a Pat's cheese stake,
Lethal, like the kid in My Girl on a bee break.
From Glass Joe:
Used to be a nightmare, now my life's a dream,
And you're a one-hit wonder, like Come On Eileen.
From Soda Popinski:
In case you don't know me, I'm Soda Popinksi,
I'm so fucking great I can out-rhyme Robert Pinsky.
He's a poet laureate, and I'll get my glory yet,
When I face Mac again and don't even break a sweat.
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