I was going to title this email "Massive Blow Jobs" but I figured that might not make it past your spam detector.

I may not be the first to inform you, but I believe the picture you displayed in your last Inbox-O-Rama was tampered with (the headline from the Mayo Advertiser). Most of the articles I have found online list the title as "Massive Jobs Blow for Belmullet" (here: http://www.advertiser.ie/mayo/article/14280 and here: http://muckrack.com/link/143776)

Also, the text in the headline appears to be altered ("blow" is set a little too close to "Massive" and the other words in the headline appear lower than the first).

May still be an actual headline, but the way I've seen it phrased elsewhere seems to be more believable. I don't want it to seem like someone did this intentionally to fool people, but ... I don't know for sure.

Just wanted to give you a heads up. Love your site.

--Jennifer in Omaha, NE

The t9 on my LG [prefers] the word "jews" to "keys".

--Bridge (via Twitter)

How can you not love Adam Shankman?

Who is your favorite choreographer- dance wise, and who is your favorite choreographer- judging panel wise?

Mine would be Mia Michaels dance wise, and Lil C for the judging panel, his method of critiquing is always so entertaining.

--Amanda (via Twitter)

ewww... natty light? really? aren't you 30?

--Mallorie

They're plotting something: Ginger festival

--Derek



Hey, Sam, love the 11 Points lists, just thought you might want to check this Redheads Festival thingie, http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8245290.stm

--Daniel

A home run is from behind the meatballs.

I missed it the first time, but nice Baseketball reference, I freaking love that movie.

--Hiller

1. "Baseketball"
2. "Dead Man on Campus"
3. "White Chicks"
4. "Miss Congeniality"
5. "The Stoned Age"
6. "Good Burger"
7. "Eurotrip"
8. "The Ladies Man"
9. "Dirty Work"
10. "Half Baked"
11. "Orgazmo"

Did anyone else notice that "Flipping Houses for Dummies" now comes bundled with "Loan Modification for Dummies?" Hilarious!



--Anonymous (via Facebook)

did you really spend three months in college interning at the "Jerry Springer Show"? If so, what was the most outrageous part?

--Pikzeequeen (via Twitter)

i was thinking of your unintentionally funny/racist lists, and just so you know, there is a bar in WI called Nig's Bar.



--Adam (via Twitter)

I read both your column and Bill Simmons column. I find you both tremendously entertaining...I even went as far as to tell my friend Randi, who introduced me to 11points.com, that I felt as if you were strongly influenced by The Sports Guy because you're writing styles are incredibly similar. I too am a Journalism major and find that it's easy to spot his avid readers because they tend to pick up his writing mannerisms..so imagine my surprise when I read that you actually hated him..a lot. What gives? Major fan of your column btw, keep up the amazing work!!

Love, Kellen

Sam, I've been reading all the inbox-o-ramas and I noticed that nothing was selected on your list about passed out people (here). I thought [this, and it's] pretty hilarious...

Mix egg whites and pepper and rub it on your prank-ee's asshole. They will wake up the next day with a burning, slimy asshole and will think they had a gay escapade.

--Victor in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil