I was surprised to see you didn't include the sign at a Family Planning Clinic that states 'Please use rear entrance'.

--Hughchi (via the comments)

Season 6 of Curb is definitely the best out of all of them. Larry David + the Blacks is the best thing that happened to the show. With the Seinfeld reunion happening this season, I don't know how you could justify NOT watching it...

--Brian (via the comments)

Dear Sir:

Please be advised that in Erie, PA, there exists a business where one may purchase weapons and fireworks. Oh, and jelly beans. From what I've heard, customers receive a free Jelly Belly jelly bean sample with purchase, however I cannot confirm this personally.

--Patty

well....not a great list but at least somewhat amusing... I guess since you don't do care about the Latino demographic in your site, (then again, I might be the only latino here..lol) I decided to do the "Why do Latinos" and came up with 5 options on Google search:

1. Why do latinos drop out of school

2. Why do latinos immigrate to the United States

3. Why do latino men cheat

4. Why do Latinos love Morrissey

5. Why do Latinos love Black women (amazingly this one was after the Morrissey one)

--Victor (via the comments)

This may be my favorite Photoshop job for this website to date.

Dear Sam Freaking Greenspan,

I found your site completely by accident when I googled "Fight Club" (my newest obsession). I now check it numerous times a day. You are amazing and I showed your site to all of my friends (who also are now semi obsessed with it). By the way, we frequently refer to you as "Sam Freaking Greenspan." Please don't be alarmed. So, I have 11 Questions for you.

1. What is your view on being an only child- did you like or dislike it? If you were to have a child in the future, would you be okay with it being an only child? Well, being an only child is the only thing I know. I think I liked it. It definitely taught me how to aggressively make friends... while simultaneously being really good at being alone. Sometimes I wish I'd had someone to hang with on family vacations, or to give my parents an alternative choice when asked "How's your kid doing?" But, in general, I think only children can turn out well-adjusted and un-spoiled... if their parents do a good job. Which mine did.
   
   
2. Can we expect to see 11 Horrible things about Twilight any time soon? I've never read any of the "Twilight" books nor seen the movie, but I think I'd like to, because I get tons of requests to write 11 Points lists about them. Um... yeah. Yeah! THAT'S why I'm going to read them.
   
   
3. If you had a pet pig, would you name is Spiderpig? This is a bit of a controversial viewpoint, but I didn't love the "Simpsons" movie. I was incredibly disappointed. The "South Park" movie beats the hell out of it.
   
   
4. You just heard that The Simpsons got canceled and it won't even be on in syndication. What is your initial reaction? Fortunately, I can just call my friend Steve and have him recite entire episodes to me, so after an initial period of sadness, I'd be OK with it.
   
   
5. What is your favorite band (or bands)? This is a tough one because I'm so weird in so many ways about music. I've mentioned before that I mostly listen to hip-hop, but also really like female singer-songwriters, power pop and music from my teenage years. So I'll give you a really strange quick list of 11 in no particular order: Kanye West before he became a pariah (his first album is my favorite hip-hop album ever), Regina Spektor, Bone Thugs N' Harmony, Fountains of Wayne, Ingrid Michaelson, Boyz II Men, Ludacris, Less Than Jake, Kelly Clarkson, early Dr. Dre and Elton John. Yep. That list just happened.
   
   
6. New TV show "Glee". Like, Dislike, or Indifferent? I was going to do a full 11 Points on "Glee"... but that was before I gave up on it after three episodes. My conclusions in one run-on sentence: Too many generic one-note characters... boring and/or frustrating plots (especially the fake pregnancy one)... better suited as a half-hour show... ratio of 25 unfunny and/or trying-too-hard jokes for every one funny joke.
   
   
7. How do you feel about fan fiction? I think it's funny that when people on the Internet write fake episodes of their favorite TV shows it's called "fan fiction," when I do it it's called a "spec script."
   
   
8. Do you think the Janitor on Scrubs was too much of a one-note character? No, I think he fit the universe. At least until they started giving him his own "A" story lines. He needed to remain a character like Wilson on "Home Improvement" or Kenny on "South Park" -- a main character given a narrow joke premise who, therefore, wasn't really capable of carrying an episode.
   
   
9. Do you have any nicknames you would prefer to be called other than "Sam Freaking Greenspan"? We probably won't ever call you anything else, but it's good to know. Oddly enough, I've never really gotten a nickname that's stuck. In 30 years. I'm the person who thinks of (or actively propagates) nicknames for others. Never really had one myself. So carry on with Sam Freaking Greenspan.
   
   
10. What would you do if your doctor told you that you were pregnant? Call Oprah, tell her I'm even cooler than the sex change guy she interviewed when he/she got pregnant, then plug the hell out of my website once I got on the show. THEN maybe Digg would stop refusing to promote my links to their front page even when they get 150+ Diggs.
    
    
11. What are your major aspirations for the future? My aspirations are ever evolving, but I am hoping to, in the near future, write a book and get a TV show on the air. A little more down the road I also intend on having a family and a kid who I can force into all the athletics I was never forced in to. I'm gonna make him an NFL punter if it kills me.
    
    

I can't believe you didn't put up here the whole incident with "Buy slaves on Ebay.com" before they fixed that... Wow...

--Charneus (via the comments)

Have you ever had dutch oven cooking? It's awesome. The wide variety of foods that are enhanced by dutch ovens is impressive.

--Gavin (via the comments)

There's an old book called The Romance of the mummy about an archeologist who digs up the mummy of an Egyptian princess and, from what I understand, falls in love with her sexy dried up corpse.

--Factnoid

Hey, if you come here for "Simpsons" references, you gotta take the obscure with the mainstream.

I was just wondering why you always start off your lists with #1. Normally you count down to the #1 pick right? It's like the journalistic equivalent of what my mom always said "Don't give the milk for free or else the cow will be pissed"....or something...

--Kat

On some lists, each of my 11 points is as important as one before. Maybe even more important! No... as important.

My friend Ashely and I are juniors in college, but Ashely's little brother Scott just started college this year and happened to be around when I was looking at this list [11 Posters From My College Days That They Still Sell Now]. He read it and loved it, but then he left and I forgot all about it.

Well, I later found out he went out and ordered all these posters to put up in his dorm room. I heard from Ashley that since he's moved in, he's enticed quite a number of girls into his room when they notice the posters and start talking to him about them. I just had to let you know that you inadvertently have helped a college freshman get some.

--Mari

Your posting about the eHarmony ad as an example where a black person has been Photo Shopped out is TOTALLY WRONG. I happen to be the girl in that eHarmony ad and I can tell you that it's MY HAND in that photo. ...you can see me and my hand in their TV commercials too.

yes, the guy in the ad is my husband Josh and yes, we met on eHarmony : ) those eHarmony ads and commercials have been running for almost a year. Random people stop me frequently, ask if I'm really 'that' girl, then proclaim the ads to be fake...even when Josh is standing next to me - hilarious.