I was surprised to see you didn't include the sign at a Family Planning Clinic that states 'Please use rear entrance'.I tracked down the sign he was referring to and, yes, giant omission on my part.
--Hughchi (via the comments)
Season 6 of Curb is definitely the best out of all of them. Larry David + the Blacks is the best thing that happened to the show. With the Seinfeld reunion happening this season, I don't know how you could justify NOT watching it...Well, I missed all of last season of "Curb", but this a few weeks ago, when it came back after something like a 15-year hiatus, I found myself watching the season premiere... and really enjoying it. So I TiVoed it on Sunday and really enjoyed the second episode. And with the third, this "Seinfeld" reunion plot is starting, and that's got as much promise as the old "Producers" plotline from a few seasons back.
--Brian (via the comments)
Dear Sir:Heh heh, "sir." Anyway, she sent along a link to a photo of the sign and, yes, this business really is boldly advertising its different products. Those things go together like lamb and tuna fish. (Should I have said spaghetti and meatball? Would you be more comfortable with that analogy?)
Please be advised that in Erie, PA, there exists a business where one may purchase weapons and fireworks. Oh, and jelly beans. From what I've heard, customers receive a free Jelly Belly jelly bean sample with purchase, however I cannot confirm this personally.
well....not a great list but at least somewhat amusing... I guess since you don't do care about the Latino demographic in your site, (then again, I might be the only latino here..lol) I decided to do the "Why do Latinos" and came up with 5 options on Google search:What's craziest is that, thanks to Google's weird suggested searches, I've learned two new stereotypes in three days. On Monday, I learned about the stereotype that white people smell like dogs. And today, I learned that Latino people love a weird, scrawny British guy.
1. Why do latinos drop out of school
2. Why do latinos immigrate to the United States
3. Why do latino men cheat
4. Why do Latinos love Morrissey
5. Why do Latinos love Black women (amazingly this one was after the Morrissey one)
--Victor (via the comments)
Dear Sam Freaking Greenspan,
I found your site completely by accident when I googled "Fight Club" (my newest obsession). I now check it numerous times a day. You are amazing and I showed your site to all of my friends (who also are now semi obsessed with it). By the way, we frequently refer to you as "Sam Freaking Greenspan." Please don't be alarmed. So, I have 11 Questions for you.
I can't believe you didn't put up here the whole incident with "Buy slaves on Ebay.com" before they fixed that... Wow...Here's a screenshot and, yup, it's a good one...
--Charneus (via the comments)
Have you ever had dutch oven cooking? It's awesome. The wide variety of foods that are enhanced by dutch ovens is impressive.You have a point, Gavin -- Dutch ovens really do enhance foods. A few nights ago my girlfriend was eating a snack in bed and I'm sure it tasted better when I encapsulated it (and my girlfriend) in a Dutch oven.
--Gavin (via the comments)
There's an old book called The Romance of the mummy about an archeologist who digs up the mummy of an Egyptian princess and, from what I understand, falls in love with her sexy dried up corpse.I can't decide which movie that rips off more: "Mannequin"... or "Soccer Mummy". Soccer Mummy, you taught me to believe again! The professor said to make sure he doesn't get a boner.
I was just wondering why you always start off your lists with #1. Normally you count down to the #1 pick right? It's like the journalistic equivalent of what my mom always said "Don't give the milk for free or else the cow will be pissed"....or something...I've switched up my format since this e-mail but, basically, here's my theory: If the list feels like it should be a countdown (like the Google Atonement list) then I'll do the numbers in 11 to one order. If it's a list where each point is equal, I'll number it one to 11. That's my plan and I'm sticking to it. Until at least next month.
My friend Ashely and I are juniors in college, but Ashely's little brother Scott just started college this year and happened to be around when I was looking at this list [11 Posters From My College Days That They Still Sell Now]. He read it and loved it, but then he left and I forgot all about it.Never, ever doubt the hand job inducing power of the Simpranos poster!
Well, I later found out he went out and ordered all these posters to put up in his dorm room. I heard from Ashley that since he's moved in, he's enticed quite a number of girls into his room when they notice the posters and start talking to him about them. I just had to let you know that you inadvertently have helped a college freshman get some.
Your posting about the eHarmony ad as an example where a black person has been Photo Shopped out is TOTALLY WRONG. I happen to be the girl in that eHarmony ad and I can tell you that it's MY HAND in that photo. ...you can see me and my hand in their TV commercials too.I followed up with her to confirm, and she sent was kind enough to write me back...
yes, the guy in the ad is my husband Josh and yes, we met on eHarmony : ) those eHarmony ads and commercials have been running for almost a year. Random people stop me frequently, ask if I'm really 'that' girl, then proclaim the ads to be fake...even when Josh is standing next to me - hilarious.So, yeah, that hand in the eHarmony ad is her hand... it's just got a ton of shadow which makes it look black. I was faked out... but at least I was corrected by the best possible authority. Now if only Beck's would contact me to settle the giant debate I've been embroiled in over the alcohol content in Beck's Premier Light.
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