Here the Sulfur River flows,Bottom line: Sasquatch wants the same damn thing all men want. Unfortunately, a heady urine stench is a dealbreaker even to lady Bigfoots. (And maybe even to Alec Baldwin.)
Rising when the storm cloud blows.
And this is where the creature goes,
Safe within a world he knows.
Perhaps he dimly wonders why,
"There is no other such as I,
"To touch, to love before I die,
"To listen to my lonely cry."