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11 Movie Titles With Numbers Awkwardly Substituted For Letters
written by Sam Greenspan

Last night my girlfriend went to see a screening of "Step Up 3D". She loved it. She wants to see it again. But this list isn't about her questionable taste in movies (or boyfriends).

When she told me she was going to see it, I realized that there may never be a third movie in a series anymore that's not 3D. From "Toy Story 3D" to "Step Up 3D" to "Jackass 3D"... everyone wants to hop on this still-questionable 3D bandwagon.

Somehow, that transitioned into me thinking about other ways that marketing types play around with the numbers in the titles of their movies. And that brought me to this list.

Here are 11 movie titles where letters were swapped out and subbed with numbers for better or worse. Mostly worse. Perhaps exclusively worse.
  1. "Se7en" (1995)

    The one that started it all. There were really three ways that "Se7en" permanently scarred moviegoers.

    1.) Guy explodes from eating pasta.

    2.) Head in a box (One: Cut off a head for a box. Two: Put that head in a box. . Three: Make Pitt open that box.)

    3.) Giving "good movie" credibility to numbers being substituted into movie titles. That's kind of a sin in itself. The eighth deadly sin. The sin of carpetbagging youth culture.

    (Somehow that sin didn't make the original cut.)

  2. "Step Up 2: The Streets" (2008)

    I actually thought this one was funny because it needed to be said in its entirety to make sense. "Step Up 2 The Streets." You couldn't just call it "The Streets" or you'd lose the dual purpose of the 2.

    (Also, people might confuse it with the failed Fox show "The $treet"... which swapped a symbol in for a letter. That's an equally irritating offense. Yeah, I said it, so suck on that, Ke$ha and Ri¢hie Ri¢h.)

  3. "Thir13en Ghosts" (2001)

    I don't remember this movie, I didn't see this movie and I won't ever see this. All I know is that their numbers-to-letters swap was so awkward that I actually couldn't remember how to type it without cross-referencing the movie poster.

  4. "Lucky Number Seven" (2006)

    Using an upside-down "7" for an "L" is, at least, a little closer to respectability. Although it did lead me down a very unfortunate path of researching how the kids on the Twitter do the upside-down typing thing. (You know, like ʇxǝʇ uʍop-ǝpısdn.) And then I learned that they can't do it with the number 7. It's the untwistable number, much like a dog with an untwistable stomach. For shame, MySpace generation, for shame.

  5. "2 Fast 2 Furious" (2003)

    Hey, if you're going to substitute in numbers, might as well REALLY go for it. The "Fast and the Furious" sequel doubled up on the swapped-in twos.

    I still can't believe Vin Diesel turned this movie down. Maybe he was holding out for a sequel to "XXX"... which perhaps they could've called 2X3. Or a fifth movie in "The Pacifier" franchise called "The Paci5er"?

  6. "S1m0ne" (2002)


  7. "Pokemon 4Ever" (2002)

    "Bring It On: In It To Win It" initially had a working title of "Bring It On 4ever". Had they actually stuck with that, I can assure you, it would've usurped a Pokemon movie for my purposes.

    As it stands, this Pokemon one is the highest-profile movie to actually pull the trigger on using "4Ever" as part of the fourth movie's title. I wish the "Bring It On" people had just ripped them off and used that -- which, in a way, could've been like art imitating life.

  8. "L4yer Cak3" (2005)

    From what I can tell, there's no code cracking, number crunching or other mathifying in this movie. It's a straight crime drama. So these are just numbers for the sake of numbers, like Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" or spelling Yale with a 6.

  9. "Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood" (2003)

    I want to like this ever so badly. But this was actually the fifth movie in the "Leprechaun" franchise... so even though it was just the second one to take place in Tha [sic] Hood, the use of the "2" isn't even for a sequel. It's just for some kind of marketing push to the youths. It's like they didn't think a "Leprechaun" movie already had mass appeal or something.

  10. "Halloween H20: 20 Years Later" (1998)

    There is no water in this movie.

  11. "5nal Destination" (2011)

    Yes, the title for the fifth "Final Destination" movie has been announced -- and it's "5nal Destination". Yes, you could make a strong case that this is the worst number-for-letter swap ever. No, I would not be the first one to the party to notice that, upon a quick glance, you might think it says "Anal Destination". But yes, I believe I'm the first one to the party to make the joke that the follow-up movie could be called "5nal 6".

This post was originally published on Friday, August 6, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM under the category Movies.

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