11 Great Moments in Police Blotter History - Animal Edition (page 2)
Published Tuesday, September 8, 2009 at 03:00:00 AM - Single-page view

  1. No, Tommy, he's just... uh... sleeping. But after the police left, the family got past their tears and it was the best damn Flag Day ever.


  2. Ducks are too damn proud. Even if you think you're fine, always let the doctors take a look. At least that's what I learned from watching Mariska Hargitay on "Law and Order: SVU".

    (Also, tangent: There was a period about five or six years back where I was on a huge "SVU" kick and watched a ton of them. And it messed up my mind. One night I was at a party and someone had passed out drunk on their bedroom floor. As I walked by all I saw was feet, though... and I had a legit two-second thought process that I'd just been the random dude who stumbles onto a dead/abused/mauled body at the beginning of every "SVU". That's a sick place for your mind to be.)


  3. The kitten one is weirder. Yes, this clipping gets passed around because of the funny entry about people being scared of a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schawzenegger. But the entry below that about the kitten is a much weirder police blotter entry.

    Note to the world: There are some reasons to call the police. Your kitten's overactive rectum is not one of them.


  4. So you decided to shave my dog... ... but did you really have to take my phone charger too? That's just rude.

    Also, on a weird personal side note, I once had a green Jeep stolen, like in the first entry in this clipping. Could it be connected to this dog shaving in some way?


  5. No turtle head poking out? I think this story is really a red flag: The Ridge police department is slower than a receded turtle. That REALLY makes me want to avoid getting date raped there.
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