Guy 1: I'm just getting back from a vacation that Sunday [8/24]. Since the drive is 10 hours, I won't be back in time.Scheduling fantasy drafts around all the different fathers' baby sleep schedules? Not an issue in the past.
Guy 2: Leave earlier... who drives more than 5-6 hours anymore?
Guy 1: I have a baby asshole and babies need lots of shit. If I can send for a private plane, I would. In the meantime, I'll be hauling ass to get home by Monday morning.
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