11 Picks for NFL Week 13, Steelers at Patriots
Published Friday, November 28, 2008 at 01:00:00 PM

This week I picked a very tricky game: Pittsburgh Steelers at New England Patriots. I honestly have no idea which way people are going to lean on this one. (Except for Eric Allen who always picks the team that's favored. I know exactly how he's going to go.)

The line is New England -1.5, but we're all just picking the game straight up.

  1. Accuscore heavily favors the Patriots.
    Accuscore. (5-7 on the season) With the line as close as it is, I'm surprised that Accuscore, running its thousands of computer simulations, is this definitive. It really likes the Patriots this week, 63 percent to 36 percent.

  2. Former NFL star Eric Allen. (5-7) I'm so sick of this guy. He's banned next year. As I said in the prologue up there, naturally, Allen is going with the Patriots. So predictable. If this was an 11 points list of me guessing which team each of the 11 methods would take, I would be 1.000 on predicting Allen.

  3. Random number generator. (4-8) I use Random.org's coin flipper. Heads means home team, tails means away. In this case, it flipped heads, so it's going with the Patriots.

  4. Homeless guy outside my office. (5-7) I grabbed him back on Tuesday to get his pick. "You're early," he told me... which is kind of awesome that I've become a part of his weekly routine. He was really unsure on this one but ended up going with the Patriots when I pressed him.


  5. A steel worker outdoes a patriot, even if the patriot has an ethos.
    Battle of the mascots. (8-4) Not too tough. While a Patriot is fighting FOR something, I feel like a steel worker could make much better weapons. The good weapons would be enough to overcome the patriot's motivation. The winner here is the Steelers.

  6. Adam, the early '90s fan. (8-4) "Easy call here. The Steelersare just getting better every year. Neil O'Donnell? Barry Foster? Rod Woodson returning punts and playing in the secondary? They walk all over the Patriots, just like everyone else."

  7. Fatter offensive line. (6-6) The Steeler O-line is large, checking in at 1,597 total pounds, or an average of almost 320 pounds per dude. The Patriot O-line is much lighter, at 1,531. But hey, I was watching the Patriots game last Sunday and one of the O-linemen really beat down a guy on the Dolphins. He got ejected, but at least he was scrappy. Still, the pick is easily the Steelers.

  8. A model who may or may not know football. (9-3) Karmen, like myself, is out of town for this week. I also speculate that she's got nothing to do, because she got back to me with her pick of the Patriots mere seconds after I e-mailed her.

  9. Just picking the home team. (5-7) Going with the Patriots. Last week, much-maligned ESPN Page 2 columnist The Sports Guy wrote a huge piece about how home field advantage doesn't exist in the NFL any more. And he backed it up with evidence, only about 94 percent of which was anecdotal.

  10. "Sports Illustrated" legend Peter King. (10-2) King is buying into the Cassel hype train, so he's picking the Patriots. He believes that "Cassel willl have enough gumption to lead four scoring drives." And there's a big fat [SIC] there on the three ls in willl. Peter King can pick football games but he sure can't type! There! I finally found something to make fun of him for. It's taken all season. And he's way too far away to try a SCORE! BOARD! chant.

  11. My pick. (5-7) Hate to go against everyone here, but my gut is telling me to pick the Steelers. I still believe in them. I also don't find myself drinking the Matt Cassel Kool-Aid and I can completely see him collapsing against a tough opponent.

Updated records next week.


This list was published on Friday, November 28, 2008 at 01:00:00 PM under the category NFL Picks.
It currently has View Comments.

Did you enjoy this list?
11 Points is a one-man operation that relies on word-of-mouth & repeat readers.
So please consider sharing this list using the social media icons in the box, and/or joining the 11 Points mailing list, Facebook fan page and Twitter feed.


11 Picks for 2009 NFL Week 12, Seahawks at Rams

11 Picks for NFL Week 17, Dolphins at Jets

11 Picks For 2009 NFL Week 6, Giants at Saints

11 Picks for NFL Week 10, Saints at Falcons

11 Picks for NFL Week 2, Patriots at Jets

Archive of all NFL Picks lists

11 Points Live Blog - 2010 Emmy Awards
Published Sunday, August 29, 2010 at 06:57:00 PM under the category TV

11 Acronyms Whose Dirty Meanings Have Usurped Their Clean Meanings
Published Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM under the category Dating & Sex

11 Stars of The Expendables, Ranked By On-Screen Ass Kicking
Published Tuesday, August 24, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM under the category Movies

11 Very Unfortunate Mistakes On TV News Graphics
Published Friday, August 20, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM under the category News & Politics

11 Thoughts On the WWE After Attending Monday Night Raw
Published Wednesday, August 18, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM under the category Sports

11 Famous Sony Products, Ranked From Worst Failure to Biggest Success
Published Monday, August 16, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM under the category Web & Tech

Full Archive

11 Points is comprised entirely of (theoretically) humorous 11-item lists covering a giant swath of topics.

It's composed entirely by this stern-
faced goon to the right. His name
is Sam. Screw Flanders.
(advertisement)

Click Here
11 Points on Twitter
interaction, news, randomness

11 Points on Facebook
community, forum, public affection

11 Points RSS
instantaneous, confusing to the elderly


11 Points Mailing List
updates, contests, exclusives

(advertisement)


Friends, Bloggers and Well-Wishers
(Meaning they wish me no specific harm.)
Angie Greenup
blogarama.com
Bro Bible
Cobra's Casket
Comedy.com
Cracked.com
Don Chavez
Gorilla Mask
Jared's Cube
John Stone
Morning, Wood
Neatorama
Newser
OMG Blog
Panda Smash
Patrick Stack
Paul's Pond
Reality Blurred
Regretful Morning
Ritu B Pant
Smarty Panties
Wine and Gold Rush
Wise Brother Media
Wow, My Date Sucked!


11 Points is a collection of exhaustively-researched, meticulously-written, theoretically-humorous 11-item lists, covering topics ranging from TV and movies to the Internet and video games to food and dating to politics and race relations.

It's all written by Sam Greenspan, a Midwest-born, classically-trained journalist who now tries to make a dollar out of 15 cents in Los Angeles. (It's hard to be legit and still pay the rent.)

Read more about 11 Points and Sam here.

For information about reprinting 11 Points content, or for quotes/interviews for your newspaper, magazine, website, TV program, or radio show, contact Sam via e-mail at