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11 Extraordinarily Clever Simpsons Tattoos
written by Sam Greenspan

In the pilot episode of "The Simpsons", Bart decides to get a tattoo on his arm that says "Mother" inside of a heart. But Marge busts him in the middle of it, leaving it only saying "Moth"... and leaving the family in a position where they have to use their Christmas present money on tattoo removal.


That episode aired in December of 1989, more than 20 years ago. In two decades, the world's going to change; and, fittingly enough, one way it's changed is in its attitude toward tattoos. While a 10-year-old getting a tattoo is something society's still not on board with, tattoos themselves have become so ubiquitous that they're really not looked at as a big deal any more.

And, because of the proliferation of tattoos, people are willing to get less and less important stuff permanently marked on their bodies.

To bring this all full circle -- that wholeheartedly includes tattoos of "The Simpsons".

I dug through hundreds of photos of "Simpsons" tattoos to find 11 of the cleverest homages to the show. These tattoos are good enough that, 60 years from now, when the tattoos are encased in wrinkles, liver spots and hardened varicose veins, perhaps their bearers won't be mortified to explain them to their grandchildren.

Here are 11 extraordinarily clever Simpsons tattoos. Enjoy...
  1. Die Bart Die.



    Getting a giant chest tattoo would almost certainly grow to be a regrettable decision... but this Sideshow Bob-inspired one is such a great "Simpsons" reference that this guy probably gets a laugh every single time he looks down on it. Sure, the tattoo might offend a stranger on the beach, but if he just gets a chance to explain that it's German for "The Bart The" the person will realize there's no chance he's evil.

  2. The Duff six pack.



    You have to admire this older guy reaching out to the official beer of "The Simpsons" to bring him the six pack that, coincidentally, beer has eternally denied him.

  3. Milpool.



    A semi-obscure but tremendous Milhouse reference. This tattoo was inspired by the episode where Bart breaks his leg so he can't enjoy the family's new pool. Milhouse goes to sign his cast, but is so distracted by swimming that he scribbled out "Milpool."

    I'd say the best part here is that a woman got this tattoo in a fairly intimate spot -- God bless the guy who discovers the tattoo, instantly understands it and proposes on the spot. Seriously. If you're a single female reading this and you're starting to feel the marriage bug, get a semi-obscure "Simpsons" tattoo and you will have guys fighting for you. Sure, some will be Kirk van Houtens... but you'll also get more than enough Chad Sexingtons to compensate.

  4. No TV and no beer make Homer something something.



    It's a massive tattoo that looks like it was unbelievably painful -- but I admire this guy for not half-assing it. (Also, as regular readers might remember, I ranked The Shinning as the best "Treehouse of Horror" story ever... and that quote is one of the best quotes in "Simpsons" history... so I love the decision.) It's a hell of a lot better than getting a tattoo of Krusty's Golem.

  5. FISHBULB.



    I would've guessed that, if someone endeavored to get a "Simpsons" knuckle tattoo, they'd go with Sideshow Bob's "luv" and "hat" (with a bar over the 'a')... but these are pretty damn good too. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern would be proud.

  6. Marc Jacobs.



    OK, so Marc Jacobs got himself as a "Simpsons" character tattooed on his arm. And I want to hate the guy for it, but I can't. If I was turned into a "Simpsons" character (and not in Simpsonize Me fashion, but actually drawn by the team), I can guarantee I'd prominently splash that drawing around forever too.

    (At this point, you may be racking your brain to try to remember when Marc Jacobs was on "The Simpsons"... at least, the small percentage of you who are both "Simpsons" fans and know who Marc Jacobs is. Well, he wasn't ever on the show -- the drawing of him is from a special edition of Harper's Bazaar a few years ago where they had a spread of the Simpsons at Fashion Week. So, not even close to as cool as being a guest on the show, but still better than Simpsonizing yourself.)

  7. You don't make friends with salad.



    I love this one because it's such an indirect "Simpsons" reference. From the episode where Lisa becomes a vegetarian (which might be a top 11 episode if not for the surprisingly flat scene with Lisa, Apu and Paul McCartney at the Kwik-E-Mart's secret garden), Homer can't believe that ham, pork chops and bacon could all come from the same "wonderful, magical animal." It's a great tattoo from an episode that could've inspired many other great tattoos -- the food chain, Bovine University, the flying pig, or, for someone going for a monster tattoo, the "you don't make friends with salad" conga line.

  8. Fighting Hellfish.



    This is one of only two tattoos on this list inspired by tattoos that characters had on the show. (I can't believe no one followed Homer's lead and got a Starland Vocal Band tattoo, by the way.) Grandpa's World War Two unit, the Fighting Hellfish, had a great logo -- and I found at least a dozen people who decided to get it tattooed themselves.

  9. Hank Scorpio.



    In one of my earliest lists, I said that Hank Scorpio was one of the best one-off Simpsons characters. As far as tattoo-able characters, though, he's toward the top. He had a distinct look, a badass persona... and was extremely quotable. (For at least 10 years, every time someone's mentioned a hammock I ask them if they got it in the hammock district. I'm lucky people find that endearing and not unbearably abrasive.)

  10. Homer and Krusty on the tricycle.



    This tattoo looks gorgeous and captures an iconic moment from the golden age of the series. So I'm giving it a pass on its continuity error -- when Homer and Krusty rode the tricycle, they were both dressed as Krusty. (That's the kind of thing that only super "Simpsons" nerds will notice, though -- so I think this person is in the clear unless they encounter me or, from what I can tell, about 40 percent of my readership.)

  11. And all I've done is enter my name!



    Thrillhouse!

This list was originally published on Monday, April 19, 2010 at 11:00:00 AM under the category TV.
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