Charlie Sheen: You're home early.Count it.
Jon Cryer: I had to pick up Jake's bat for baseball practice. What are you doing?
Some random woman walks out of the bedroom
Charlie Sheen: She was just here... um...
Jon Cryer: Picking up your bat for baseball practice.
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