A lack of self-awareness is among my biggest pet peeves. (Along with hypocrisy and the fact that there's no keyboard shortcut to automatically insert a page break in Microsoft Word 2008 for Mac. Three very broad, universal pet peeves.)
So, in honor of people who are self-aware, I put together this list of 11 perfectly self-aware license plates. I've only ever done one license plate list on this website before (11 Spectacularly Nerdy License Plates), so we were due.
Reason #1 to buy a Corvette. I wonder if the cleverness and adorably self-effacing nature of this license plate are able to compensate for its implication when he's trying to pick up ladies.
In a twist, this license plate may be the ONLY way to actually make a minivan cool. Which throws us into an endless paradoxical loop. (And no, putting badass flame decals on the side of your minivan or having Xzibit install a fish tank and a Xerox machine in the back are not better coolifyers than this license plate.)
We have a smug alert over Washington! In my research for this list I found hundreds of photos of hybrids bragging about their mileage, footprint and eco-friendliness. This might be the only hybrid owner in the entire country who has any ability to be self-deprecating.
Reason #2 to buy a Corvette. The license plate is spot on... but I'm confused why this car is yellow, not red.
This feels like an absolute chicken-egg situation -- what came first, the "WE POOR" license plate or the bungee cord holding on the bumper where the license plate is supposed to be?