and I am NOT talking about the history, and how press lincoln BLAH BLAH, and how the pilgrims have made it a tradition BLAH BLAHHHH, But why is it that the day never changes to a friday or, wens. Our Birthday's, and Christmas always changes but thanksgiving seems to always fall on thursday. WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYSo basically, this person knew the history (enough to know that Lincoln was involved in setting the holiday on a late November Thursday)... but couldn't make the connection between the holiday always being on a Thursday and how somehow it magically falls on the same day of the week while her birthday and Christmas do not. God forbid she ever travels from the Eastern time zone to Pacific and figure out why it's 9:00, Bones is on, but her friends from school were tweeting about it three hours ago.
Should you eat before or after sex?The absolute best answer? "Eat after. Most people don't get laid on Thanksgiving because of all the coats on the bed." I love that. While other people went for the more obvious "get stuffed" pun route, this guy hit on an oddly-specific yet universal Thanksgiving foible no one talks about.
Thanksgiving is too close to Christmas. requiring working people to take a day of leave from work on Friday or travel back and forth in one day, which is impossible or very very difficult for mostNothing says "traditional harvest festival" like the month of August. The person who asked this MUST not be in the workforce. Once you are, you realize Thanksgiving is the official start of the period of the year where business grinds to a virtual halt and everyone just yanks around until the new year. If that happened in August, it would kill this country's productivity. We're not a European country with government-mandated months off of work. Between Thanksgiving and New Year's we show up to work and just don't do very much.
if so why you dont get it with the turkey for thanksgiving it says whole turkey?Short answer: No, they don't have penises.
Yes, this is the same ex that I allowed my husband to bring into our bedroom but, just like then, I did not anticipate that he would cater more to her then he did me ... but he does, all the time.This is one of those cases where one of this girl's friends is going to sit her down for a conversation that begins, "Aww honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey." There's nothing more guaranteed in life than comforting yet condescending string of "honeys."
I refuse to have her ruin our Thanksgiving this year! But how do I tell him that she can't come without his getting mad?
so i'm a sophomore in high school and my cousin is a freshman.... we hang out like ALL the time (we go to the same school) and tonight we went to her house for thanksgiving.... basically she told me she'd give me oral sex right there if I read her essay, but I was afraid if I didn't revise it well she wouldn't go all the way with me one day, so i said i'd let her know tonight. I know she's totally into me, she told her friends who told me (and on halloween we were at a party/got drunk and she said some things....). Anyways, do you think i should go over the essay and risk only going as far as oral, or leave it be and then leave the door open to possibly having sex when i finish puberty?????This is all twisted and wrong and everything... but the pure, honest look into his reasoning ("if I didn't revise [the essay] well she wouldn't go all the way with me") is just fascinating. And based on his writing in this question, he did NOT have the fundamentals to parlay his proofreading skills into cousin sex.
Im trying to do a school project to impress my mom.I'm torn. On one hand, I hope it's a child who wrote this because it would make me weepy if it was not. On the other hand, it almost makes me weepier to this about a child this young hanging out unsupervised on Yahoo Answers.
Are they trying to have it both ways?I love how everything about the Jews comes back to being sneaky. Like we're somehow trying to pull a fast one by celebrating one holiday but not the other. Really scares you to think about all the people out there who believe things like this.
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