"I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?"Well, no. But he definitely came to the right place for logical, helpful, compassionate support. Like a user named Kendra who says:
"its not nasty, i remember when I was younger me and my bro would hide in the closet so we could see it".And we're just getting started.
"Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work."So as dumb as that is... yeah, I thought for two seconds about what would happen if I scanned a mirror.
"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant"I DO think the baby is drinking the blood! There is literally no other explanation. What you've got on your hands is a vampire baby. Your girlfriend has been having sex with a vampire. And I'm suspecting it's a biracial baby, either half-black (if she got it on with Blacula or Count Chocula) or half-purple (if she got it on with The Count).
"I have been with my boyfriend for 6 months now,he's my absolute everything.But last week he got told he has bad 'Skin Cancer',When he told me i was heartbroken.Should i tell him that we should end it ? or should we stay together?:( x"I think this made me laugh the hardest of all. Is that bad?
"I have around 15-20 orgasms a day. Sometimes I reach into the 30's. I do it a lot, but I really don't know how to stop."First off, 15 to 20 times a day shouldn't be humanly possible. You'd have to cut out some other major component of your life to have the time. Like eating. Or breathing. But for me, truly, this question rises into the pantheon when a female offers up the very first response:
"wow thats alot i only have like 2 or 3"You kids today!
"my friends are over and I smoked WAYYY too much im all dizy and i can't see straight the room is moving"This one doesn't get good until she starts elaborating with more details a little later on in the night:
"my peanut btuter tastes like ice cream i thought the pillow was the cat ahhh".Brilliant.
"Or is it in the back where a boys --- is? I know this is an odd question but i have a valid reason to ask it."The most succinct answer comes from a poster who uses the name Riley J:
"yes women have penises on the inside thats how they pee they just dont stick out like mens do".Perfect. The question is answered. (And sadly, the guy who posted it refused to elaborate on his "valid reason to ask.")
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